No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
NoShamevember. You game?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
