I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I don't think brook has ever known best
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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