too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I want a musical about memes.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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