I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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