guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
