i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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