Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
