you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
We don't watch enough power rangers
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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