She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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