I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
BRING THE BAGELS
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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