I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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