Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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