theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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