Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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