No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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