Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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