Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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