Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He keeps bees of course he's weird
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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