There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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