The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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