i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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