I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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