I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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