well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Too much gin, very little bucket
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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