ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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