Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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