My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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