CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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