haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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