So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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