There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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