She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
