when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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