i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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