Dual....:-)
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
thus making me awesome and them whores
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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