is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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