your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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