I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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