What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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