My pussy is not your playground.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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