All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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