I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
They took my balls.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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