sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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