New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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