I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
The police scanner is talking about you again....
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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