Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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