Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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