If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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