if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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