I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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