Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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