I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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