Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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