I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
