So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
They are going to name an STD after you.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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