Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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