So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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